The Plastic Hippo

Osbornomics The Right Honourable Gideon Oliver Osborne, heir apparent to the Baronetcy of Ballentaylor and Ballylemon is certain to leave a lasting and meaningful legacy following his time as Chancellor of the Exchequer. He has bequeathed to us a new and perfect definition for the word stupid.

Doing an Osborne, or, as he likes to be known, doing a George, will soon resound across playgrounds, job centres and infection ridden privatised hospitals every time some half-wit displays a complete unfamiliarity with basic mathematics and then tells lies as to disguise the true depth of their idiocy. Alistair Darling and before him Gordon Brown might not have been the most honest and capable of chancellors, but compared to Osborne they seem an amalgam of Saint Francis, J M Keynes, Einstein and Mother Theresa. After two and a half years as steward of the British economy, the boy Gideon has managed to fail…

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